Dear Mr. Coleman.
As an enlightened and idiotic star of decadent white television the beloved and benevolent President Mugabe is positive that you are very wealthy.
Therefore he kindly demands that you contribute over one million Yankee dollars to the efforts to remove Morgan Tsvangirai by any means necessary.
If you aid the glorious freedom-fighter Mugabe in destroying the democratic rebellion we will appease your people.
We shall do this by ritually slaughtering anyone over six feet tall. No more will rude drivers be able to mock you from the safety of their autocars! No more will you be forced to use stilts to make yourself attractive to even the most diseased of whores.
But first Tsvangirai must go. Zanu PF looks forward to your donation!

VIVA MUGABE!

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VIVA MUGABE!

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Really? You're really Gary Coleman!? Wow...

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Congratulations!!

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You. Yes, you.
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the real gary coleman!
hey, sign my petition damn it!

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You've gotta be kidding me...

you must really hate Avenue Q haha

anyway...just wow

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