This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a subscription.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a subscription.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
Dear Mr. Coleman. As an enlightened and idiotic star of decadent white television the beloved and benevolent President Mugabe is positive that you are very wealthy. Therefore he kindly demands that you contribute over one million Yankee dollars to the efforts to remove Morgan Tsvangirai by any means necessary. If you aid the glorious freedom-fighter Mugabe in destroying the democratic rebellion we will appease your people. We shall do this by ritually slaughtering anyone over six feet tall. No more will rude drivers be able to mock you from the safety of their autocars! No more will you be forced to use stilts to make yourself attractive to even the most diseased of whores. But first Tsvangirai must go. Zanu PF looks forward to your donation!
VIVA MUGABE!
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Mugabe is king of Zimbabwe! Jobs, food and high life expectancy! All Zimbabwe needs are your bank details!
As an enlightened and idiotic star of decadent white television the beloved and benevolent President Mugabe is positive that you are very wealthy.
Therefore he kindly demands that you contribute over one million Yankee dollars to the efforts to remove Morgan Tsvangirai by any means necessary.
If you aid the glorious freedom-fighter Mugabe in destroying the democratic rebellion we will appease your people.
We shall do this by ritually slaughtering anyone over six feet tall. No more will rude drivers be able to mock you from the safety of their autocars! No more will you be forced to use stilts to make yourself attractive to even the most diseased of whores.
But first Tsvangirai must go. Zanu PF looks forward to your donation!
VIVA MUGABE!
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Mugabe is king of Zimbabwe! Jobs, food and high life expectancy! All Zimbabwe needs are your bank details!
VIVA MUGABE!
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hey, sign my petition damn it!
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you must really hate Avenue Q haha
anyway...just wow
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